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why does this not have hundreds of thousands of notes
staff why do you hate us
Sometimes you go too far for me.
So, according to tumblr:
If you look at a person of the same gender, you are gay.
If you talk to a person of the same gender, you are gay.
If you touch someone of the same gender (sometimes, even if you are attacking them!) you are gay.
If you engage in any behaviors, hobbies, or clothing choices which are not 100% stereotypical for your gender, you are gay.
If you are hesitant about having sex with someone of the opposite gender, you are gay.
If you are not romantically interested in someone of the opposite gender (even if you are interested in other people of the opposite gender), you are gay.
And let’s not even talk about if you have a close relationship with someone of the same gender. If you show affection, hug them, or joke around? Please. Then you are not only gay, you are so obviously gay that this isn’t even worth discussing.
Friendship? LOL that’s totally not a thing. Isn’t that a myth made up by the Conspiracy of Heteronormatives, or something?
You might think that caring about someone of the same gender in a familial sense would get a pass, but nope. You better freaking HOPE that person is related to you by blood, because if they’re not, nope, sorry, that totally doesn’t count. You’re clearly using this as an excuse to cover up the fact that you are gay. You know, because there’s nothing offensive about that logic at all.
And here’s the clincher. If you disagree with any of these assessments, then you are a heteronormative, homophobic bastard, and you deserve to burn in hell.
I mean, why else could you possibly disagree with that kind of airtight, self-evident logic?
imagine a world where everyone was assumed gay until they came out as straight
From what I’ve seen, tumblr seems to be inhabited almost exclusively by nerdy, creative, intelligent, liberal LGBQT teens/young adults. Even if you don’t fall into ALL of those categories (I don’t) you will probably fall into most.
Me: I should be doing work right now.
Me: *does work for five minutes*
Me: Hmm, okay, time to go check back on tumblr.
Me: No, NO! Must get back to work!
Me: *does work for five minutes*
Me: … Okay, I want ice cream.
(Though I still think the last gif I used for this is pretty much the most accurate.)
I like to think tumblr in Gotham City is a lot like it is here except, you know, the superheroes they’re blogging about are real
And Dick Grayson has his own tumblr, and he reblogs every shipping post in which Nightwing is one of the participants, commenting with stuff like,
“nightwing/flash OTP for real yall. omg so hot i cant”
“asdasjhj this ivy/nightwing/batgirl fic, i didnt realize until just now how much i needed this in my life. new OT3.”
“signal boosting superman/nightwing, anyone got fanart? seriously i’ll give you my firstborns”
None of Dick’s friends know if he’s just trolling or…
Hahahaha oh gosh, this is PERFECT. Dick would soooo do that.
Dick’s tumblr is actually something I have (embarrassingly enough) thought about before, to the point that I actually wrote post speculating about what I thought his rant tags would be. (It was late at night and I was in a weird mood, okay. Also, I still think that Dick’s most-used tag if he had a tumblr would just be “BRUCE!!!!”)
Also, Roy would totally send Dick
possibly inappropriate troll messages on anon and Dick would just be like “Okay Roy, I know it’s you,”
And he and Donna send each other gushy-sweet messages for no reason sometimes.
And he totally reblogs anything Timxanyone and is like “reblogging this so Timmy can see it, look Tim, isn’t it soooo hot?” And Tim is just like “SHUT UP, that is so gross, I have no words”. Ah, brothers <3
Haha, I am having way too much fun imagining this. XD
“Tumblr is way better than all of the other ones.” - John Green, #1 NYT Bestseller!
(For the record, I do think tumblr is way better than all of the other ones, but I do not think social media will dominate the Internet in a year or two. I think social media already dominates the Internet, and in fact when we talk about “the Internet,” 99% of what we’re talking about is social media: wikipedia, youtube, tumblr, yelp, and google are all now social sites.)
why does this have less than 50,000 notes?
Why does this have less than 9,000,000 notes? Tumblr isn’t for hating.
OMG So proud right now hahaha
Never have, never will. Internet trolling just isn’t my thing.
… if in the future, the internet will be viewed like one of those really strong drugs, that people used to use all the time before they found out how addictive they were.
Like, can’t you just picture it?
“Wow, Mom, back when Grandma was a teenager, she did recreational internet?”
“Shhh, sweetie, they didn’t know how addictive it was back then! Everyone was doing it!”